Hometown: W3tp0e, CT

High School: Staples High (Public school, baby)

Dimensions: 5-9/130

Personal Bests: 16:01/5k, 9:47/3200m, 4:35/1600m, 59.9/400m, 11:57/3000mSC

Interests: Excessive amounts of video game playing and sleeping. As far as gaming goes, I prefer the PC but I have been known to dabble in the realm of consoles. Other favorite pastimes include masturbation and eating.

Born: January the twenty-seventh in the year one thousand nine hundred and eighty-six of our Lord and Savior

Motto: Work is for Suckers